「甜蜜到爆表」的土味情話:別節食了,再胖我也喜歡你

「甜蜜到爆表」的土味情話:別節食了,再胖我也喜歡你

「甜蜜到爆表」的土味情話:別節食了,再胖我也喜歡你

1.沒親到你之前,空氣都是我的情敵。

Before I kiss you, the air is my rival.

2.我很喜歡你媽媽,她真的太適合做我的丈母娘了。

I like your mother very much. She would be perfect for my mother-in-law.

3.幹掉幾億親兄弟,只為來這世界愛你。

Kill hundreds of millions of brothers, only to come to the world to love you.

4.在我眼裡,只要是公的都是我的情敵,包括路邊的公貓公狗。

In my eyes, as long as the male is my rival in love, including the roadside male cats and dogs.

5.什麼時候當少女當累了,就來當我太太吧。

When you’re tired of being a maiden, come and be my wife.

6.有本事就好好照顧自己,不然就老老實實的讓我照顧。

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.

7.地鐵禁止易燃易爆物品進入,你還是別去了,因為你可愛到爆。

Inflammable and explosive items are not allowed in the subway. You’d better not go there, because you are so cute.

8.你知道我為什麼這麼喜歡牽你的手嗎?因為媽媽從小教育我,貴重物品隨身攜帶了,不要弄丟。

Do you know why I like holding your hand so much? Because my mother has taught me since childhood to carry valuables with me and not to lose them.

9.沒有水的地方是沙漠,沒有你的地方是寂寞。

Without water is a desert, without you is lonely.

10.麻煩你把手頭的事情先放一放,我們來談個有關一輩子的大事情。

Could you please put aside what you have in hand for a while and let’s talk about something big for a lifetime.

11.你以為你是美女啊,簡直就是仙女好嗎。

You think you’re a beauty, a fairy.

12.有沒有興趣做一對雌雄大盜,晚上一起搶被子。

Are you interested in being a bonnie and Clyde and grabbing the quilt at night.

13.我對另一半只有一個要求,那就是必須是你。

I have only one requirement for my partner, and that is that it must be you.

14.位姑娘,你以為你走到我心裡,我會輕易放你出來?

A girl, do you think you come into my heart, I will let you out easily?